Hayley: I love tuna fish: And you ;)

00cm:

suicide in korean is 자살. that backwards, 살자, means let’s live. that’s gotta mean something, right?

shewantsthejensen:

I want a black butler AU where everything is the same except Ciel is a girl.

"My Lady, is it that time of the month?"
“Eat shit Sebastian.”

"My Lady, do you need help dressing?"
“YOU’LL LOOK.”
“Not at your flat chest, Lady Phantomhive.”
“EAT SHIT, SEBASTIAN AND THAT IS AN ORDER.”

Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
Me: *sits with family*
Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
Me: *goes back to bedroom*

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

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